Two income tax collectors      
     died and arrived at the pearly     
     gates.  Just ahead of them were     
     two clergy, but St.  Peter      
     motioned them aside and took the    
     internal revenue into heaven at       
once.  "Why         
them ahead of us?" the surprised       
religious leaders asked.  "Haven't         
we done everything possible to        
spread the good word?"  "Yes,"       
said St.  Peter,"but those two IRS     
agents scared the Hell        
out of more people than you       
ever did!" 


Golf is a lot like taxes --            
you drive hard to get to the green             
and then wind up in the hole.             



           This sign on a New York service station:
           "We collect taxes -- federal, state, 
      and local.  We also sell gasoline as a sideline."

      Taxation, like a lot of other
things, is based on supply 
and demand.  The
Government demands, and we
supply!



'Tis much                                             
Better to give than receive -- 
       and it's deductible.                                                    


A transfer student in night-school                         
English class was disturbed when                           
the instructor announced:                                  
"Tomorrow night we will take up syntax."
	"Goodness!" she exclaimed.  "If
	they're going to collect
	that, I'll never be able to
	afford the tuition!"